Meet The Sharks
The Brain
The perfect mix of intelligence and sports fandom. He is a PhD Nuclear Physicist and Computer Scientist with a photographic memory and a deep desire to use those skills to predict the future. And what better use of these skills than to make money betting on sports? Avoiding war? Evading famine? Circumventing pandemics? Nope. Years ago, when The Apprentice introduced him to daily fantasy sports, he mentioned that the industry was full of sharks. The Brain's response was, "Then hopefully nobody warns them that there is a Megalodon coming."
The Apprentice
In any other group, he would be the smartest person in the room by a long shot. He is a former math teacher and current PhD electrical engineer, specializing in density functional theory and plasma physics. However, before he could solve Maxwell's equations, or tell you what the Debye length was, he could tell you the sleeper picks of your fantasy football draft. In fact, he was the one to introduce The Brain to daily fantasy sports in the first place. He said, there are people out there with algorithms who make decent money doing this, and you are way smarter than they are. It was not long after that factual statement that Megalodon was born.
The Brawn
While we are all nerds here to some degree, The Brawn was the only nerd among us to excel athletically. Hell, he still holds soccer records at his high school, and he's damn near 40. As he aged and realized his love for sports would be better applied to gambling and fandom, he took a greater interest in the math behind the game to gain a gambling advantage. While he doesn't have a PhD in a fancy science or engineering discipline, he has the insights that numbers simply can't reveal. He is also essentially this website's sugar daddy, because no scientist has ever succeeded without a strong financial backer.
The Beauty
Simply put, she is a social media butterfly, with the legal background to keep us, and you, out of trouble. She may not know what a neural network is, or how to sample from a multi-variate Gaussian distribution, but if we had listened to her, this website would have launched at least 5 years earlier. So who's the genius in this group again? She takes fantasy football way too seriously, and in a room where we are all watching a game, she is the one shouting obscenities at the TV. It is her goal to spread this passion and fandom to women everywhere, and prove that fantasy sports and sports betting doesn't need to be a market dominated by men.